Jonathan Knows Nollywood While Buhari Doesn’t Know It’ – Charles Novia Writes In New Article

Let us admit it – we have never seen any President so besotted with entertainment like Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, especially the movie-making sector. And this is not a satire. Yes, his detractors may point at “weakness” for entertainment as a signpost of an unserious mind frittering the commonwealth on ‘joli-joli’ matters!

Even the opposition may grumble loudly that the lively engagement with the Nollywood is essentially exploitative and window-dressing – to the detriment of more important and critical sectors of the national economy.
However, no one is in doubt that the life and essence the Creative wayfarers was initially ignited by Bayelsa governor, the much maligned Diepreye Alamieyeseigha, immediate boss of GEJ around year 2000. With dizzying state support and elaborate razzmatazz, the duo of Alams and GEJ wallowed in the sudden euphoria of showbiz and the attendant media opulence only comparable to IBB’s romance with PMAN’s ding-a-long of 1989 – 1992 when Tony Okoroji was the majordomo.

It was no surprise GEJ flowed with the momentum when fortune made him supplant Alams as Gov. of Bayelsa in December 2005. Yet, for all his enthusiasm for professional revelries, the make-believe could not have believed their luck when good ol’ providence thrusted GEJ, again, into greater prominence.

In quick succession, he moved from Vice-President to Acting President and eventually President within years! By 2011 when he assumed office, on his own stamina, the Nollywood romance had blown out of the creek waters. The two lovebirds were careering giddily on a thoroughfare peopled with great thespians, gifted producers, immaculate directors and of course a coterie of charlatans and ‘waka-pass’.

With technocrats within the federal service and the movie industry, different modules of foundational interventions were crafted – and cash-backed like never before. Millions of naira were mentioned, which ballooned, to the consternation of nay-sayers, to billions of naira in creative “stimulus packages”. In the past ten years of GEJ’s unstinted romance with a powerful sector of the entertainment community, it is very uncharitable (even for inveterate detractors) to say that Jonathan has not “performed”. You may quarrel with the impact or management of his interventions; you may yap him and his people for mystifying the process and access to the several GEJ interventions in the Artsworld.

You may claim he has lost similar interest or attention to details in other critical sectors of the Nigerian state. However, no ONE can simply dismiss his unprecedented regard, affinity and seeming devotion to the people, practice and promise of Nigeria’s movie-making community and allied sectors. In his six years as President, GEJ has arguably awarded more national honours to our artistes than all the past regimes rolled together!

So, when you hear and see leading lights of Nollywood rooting aggressively for GEJ; when you read famed voices shouting on the roof of their cyper-pages and declaring the ceaseless glory of GEJ; when you read otherwise quiet prima-donnas spit fire and engage in internet-‘gra-gra’ with many of their tele-fans…for the sake of their beloved Moses (Jonathan) – you really must understand and appreciate their position – enlightened self-interest (a completely natural instinct).
They are not ‘bought’, ‘turn-coats’ or ‘ass-licking’ – against their will or legacy. They simply are paying good back to the man who has brought them a load of luck – and thus enhancing their means of livelihood, and embellishing their relevance. No pun intended. This 2015 presidential election is a watershed for Nollywood. They cannot see anything in the “Change”-troopers to indicate that their groovy-train will go on; GMB has not even for once coughed about any plans for Nollywood, one of the major revelations of the 2014 rebasing parameters! It does appear that GMB does not even know that Nollywood exists – beyond gyrations at campaign rallies! So, stop yakking at Nollywooders if they have little or no sympathies for GMB – he is disconnected from them in the past decade, at least. And within that same period, GMB’s main opponent has been their God-sent. Most assuredly I say to you: a good friend is difficult to find – and keep; Nollywood can’t afford to lose this Goodluck. God forbid!!

Lupita Nyong’o: Actress & Her Afro On Fleek As She Features On The Cover Of Lucky Magazine

Popular Hollywood actress, Lupita Nyong’o and her afro are on the cover of Lucky Magazine’s March 2015 and she definitely looks adorable.

Thanks to Instagram, we got to get a glimpse of her adorable look on the Magazine’s cover. We think she looks good with the Afro…do you agree?

SEX Story from a Blog Visitor.... EXPLICIT content .18+ only!!!!!

She sent this email some days ago for my blog readers to enjoy.. i have changed all the names so any similarities MUST be a coincidence. 

Dear Hunnymix,

Today was the most horrible day of my life. It all started going wrong when my old boss and i started taking things a little further than work the first thing he did was have me stand in front of him with my skirt raised for a panty check, threatening to spank me if they were damp as you can imagine i was already soaking wet and praying for the good sex he always gave me.

I knelt down in front of Mark, proceeded unzip his pants, and fished around for his cock. Gosh, it was the biggest you can imagine. I couldn't even close my fist around it. No way would I be able to fit it in my mouth! I licked along its mighty shaft, while jacking it off with my hand. I prayed that he would cum quickly, but it wasn't to be. Frustrated tears welled in the corner of my eyes as I struggled to stretch my lips around his enormous head.

The bastard met my gaze, his eyes gleaming evilly. He chuckled, grabbed the back of my head, and thrust his hips twice, jamming his cock down my throat for a moment. I was choking and unable to breath. I could just see the headlines, secretary found dead in office after giving head.

Thankfully, he pulled out of my throat and began to thrust in and out with shallow strokes. It was still big enough that it banged against the back of my throat, but at least I could breathe. He tilted my chin up so that I was forced to meet his eyes. Like a dog trainer breaking in a new pup, he smiled as I glanced back down docilely,anticipating his cock in me.

 He brought me up to his seat and made me sit on his laps, i was already wet and about to explode on him as his hard dick touched my butt. Gosh i just wanted to be pounded by this gigantic cock there and then.

He slid my panties to the side and in all the moisture and creaminess of my pussy he went in and i rode his cock for a good 10 mins in different strokes, bends and thrust.. we went at it like never before and  then!! he exploded his hot load into me and my pussy squeezed on his pulsating dick as i came all over his laps.

I quickly wore my clothes and went out the door like nothing happened.

Babcock University Announces Fresh Punishment For Students Who Engage in “Open Display of Affection

Babcock University has allegedly announced a new sanction for students who engage in open display of affection often referred to as “Dorcassing” by the students, in the university premises.

The new memorandum which was obtained on BlackBerry Messeger via a student of the uni says any student who engages in cuddling and public display of affection – during the day – will have his or her merit points deducted and immediate suspension from the school, for a semester.

Photo's From TIWA SAVAGE'S Bday!!!!!... no word post

The Monopolizing Of Federal/State And traditional Appointments By Nigeria's Political Class

The Monopolizing Of Federal/State And traditional Appointments By Nigeria's Political Class

Dear Hunnymix.

Though you operate a 'gossip' website, I have noticed over time that considerable attention has been given to political, governmental and societal matters that concern the average Nigerian. Which is why I want to plead with you as a well meaning Nigerian to use your world renowned media and cyber prowess to make known an issue that has bothered me for a while now.

The issue of monopolizing of federal, state and even in some cases traditional appointments by our nations political class. Some Nigerians might feel that this issue does not affect them or like some people say ' change the price of garri in the market'. I believe this is an issue of utmost importance that every ambitious Nigerian should consider as we all wish to better our lives and one day you could be opportune to be shortlisted to serve the nation only for the spot duly and rightly deserved by you to be given to a well known politician and in Nigeria today, already exhausted minds of elderly politician, former government appointees etc who feel they still need to be relevant in the society or feel they are not done 'contributing' their quota to the nation. what they could not do in their youthful and vibrant days.

Strategic positions where new ideas and minds should come into play are being rotated amongst a fraction of our populace, imagine a former Governor going to serve in the Senate and still holding appointments even after leaving the Senate as if the country was made for only a few to prosper in. These people are meant to know that Nigeria is for Nigerians and not a few of them.

Some countries employ their average citizens to be legal system as members of a jury whereas in our beloved Nigeria, when a committee to improve the policy or 'investigate' another committee is set up it can only include former ministers, and other former public office holders. Who would continue to collect and sit upon opportunities that should be available to all Nigerians. 

Giving the average Nigerian a chance in such appointment also means well as it would help with the redistribution of wealth. Imagine a former Governor who serves for two terms and goes to the Senate to serve another two terms after which is appointed as a Executive Director for a Federal agency. Instead of he/she to retire after serving as a governor and allow three other of his fellow Nigerians of which two could serve as single term Senators and the other as the Executive Director of the concerned agency to implement new and fresh ideas that would benefit the nation and even the greedy politicians children.

One area I really do not agree with the government and I believe in this modern democratic Nigeria I have the right to say is the appointment of Ambassadors / Head of Missions. It has gotten to the very degrading level where politicians and even wives of politicians and former leaders are being 'compensated' with such a critical and delicate role while the career civil servants who after years of toiling for this great nation would be delayed and denied their birth right and are retired due to mandatory years in service or coming of age.

Political Ambassadors in my opinion cannot put in the same work ethic as a career Ambassador who has probably for the last twenty years of his life, sleeping, eating and breathing the job. It is a pity when politicians see these foreign missions as means to embezzle money disregarding the welfare of Nigerians in these foreign land. Imagine a Local Government Chairman or House of Reps member who just finished his/her tenure and could not adequately represent somewhere as small as a local government being sent out by the Federal Government to represent the nation. I think that is absurd, idiotic and stupid thing to do. No wonder Nigerian embassies abroad are in shambles and are barely running.

I do not know the criteria for selecting Ambassadors and other political appointments but I believe as humans with common sense we should not be sending a banker on a diplomatic mission or appointing an accountant as the Minister of Defence. When one Nigerian can collect retirement benefits of being a Governor, Senator and Ambassador when two other Nigerians can be appointed and in turn help their families and reach more lives.

I call on anybody who has means of communicating with any one who can make my feelings known to any one in any office who can do something about it because this country is for all Nigerians and if the masses are happy every one and every thing in our country would prosper.
But of course in a country where politics is the full time occupation of some people. In developed nations whom we should be emulating, legislators and some other positions are part time jobs and even in some cases voluntary. Imagine a Nigeria, where any one can schedule and get an appointment and be part of the House sitting, contributing and giving ideas on how to better their local government, state and nation at large.

A Nigeria where politics is not do or  die because apart from politics everyone has their source of income, no killings during electoral periods, no rigging, this would automatically mean that anyone going to work in these sensitive offices is actually going to work and serve his fatherland.

BUT WHAT DO THE MASSES KNOW RIGHT???!!!! THAT IS MY TWO CENTS..

Average Nigerian.

D’Banj Flaunts His New “Custom Made Jet” – PEEK

Boasting a new endorsement deal on his bank roll, D'Banj has every bragging right in the world, for today at the very least.

The Feeling The N*gga singer was announced as a brand ambassador for Ciroc in a press conference on Friday February 6 and he stepped out of the location on what he calls his "Custom Made Jet"

It appears D'Banj might have gotten himself a new machine for the road, although we can't confirm the product for now but it looks like a Royce.

"Going home after a great press conference in my new custom made jet on the road .my gift to myself" he captioned

Why Ladies Sleep with Different Men.. !!!

Here's a message I got from a student who said she wants people to know the reason for their action:

I just want to tell you that it's not our fault that we go about servicing all kinds of men for the sake of money. Many guys do yahoo and armed robbery to survive but ladies can't do all that and since we are aware that these men will always need women to enjoy their money with them, there is nothing bad if we make ourselves available for you men and we get paid for our professional services.

Or can you people stay without a woman for one month? We are just helping men with our body...

Times are hard. My parents can't raise enough money for my school fees and my accommodation in school, so how will I feed, buy clothes, make-up and look good like other girls if I don't help my self? Many ladies are doing it here in my school and even other schools. It is condition that caused it.

People should understand that everything has changed!

DO YOU GUYS AGREE??!! BUT WHAT IF ITS A DO OR DIE SITUATION !!!??

10 Annoying Characters Many Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships

YES many ladies will have me hated for this write-up but who cares ?. Well, I'm actually not a fan of sex and I'm not desperate about it the way people talk about it as if their lives depend on it simply because i am a pastor and heaven is my home.* just kidding anyway *

Premarital sex is not in any way a good thing and there's no reasonable point to justify why one should indulge in the act. I'm not dropping this to encourage people to indulge in such act before some people will start talking about maturity or quoting Bible verses. Let's forget about maturity here and face reality.

Sex is not the yardstick for true love, AGREED !!! But our most of ladies seem to misbehave when you haven't gotten under their skirts in relationships. To some ladies, you are not different from every other guy stalking her in as much as you haven't gotten under their skirts.

Apart from premarital sex being a violation of religious law, I sometimes don't blame guys who will never want to be in NO SEX relationships because of what they face and how they are being fooled, deceived and later dumped. I have been in quite a few number of NO sex relationships and below and the annoying characters many of them exhibit.

Note: This write-up might actually be coming from a personal point of view and I think my fellow dudes must have at one point in time experienced such as well. This write-up is open to criticism and condemnation

Without much ado, lemme stop keeping you in suspense and keep the ball rolling

Annoying Characters Young Ladies Exhibit In NO SEX Relationships

1. She Lies About Being A Virgin
Since the best way to ascertain a virgin is penetration. She claims she is a virgin due to the fact that you haven't done the needful

2. She Forces You To Make Promises
Even if at all she wants to open her legs for you, she will make it be as hard as OAU post UME exam. She gives silly excuses to see how much you really love her without sex or she might even tell you to promise her marriage. *smh*

3. She Doesnt Totally Submit
She loves, respect and cherish you but in as much as much as you haven't done the deed, you might just be treated like every other dude stalking her who have long been deprived of the kitty cat

4. I Have Nothing To Lose If The Relationship Ends Attitude
What most ladies tend to regret after breakup is that fact that you have also marked register. However, when she looks back and realizes you haven't had sex with her, she will heal in no time, therefore she sometimes exhibit " I have nothing to lose attitude"

5. She Dumps You Before Rolling Those Dice
Sex does not actually make a lady stay glued but in a sort, it makes an average responsible lady emotionally tied down especially if you are serious about her cos she knows the consequences of giving her body to various male species. However, since sex is absent in the relationship, she might just wake up on a morning and decide to dump your ass without even regretting it mainly because there's no sexual attachment

6. She Demands So Much Respect
She might even flirt and expect you to keep shut and overlook it maybe because you know she still has her virginity. However, she might even have too many suitors and give excuses that she was not got laid

7. Lack of Trust
Your girlfriend promises to come spend the night with you and will have to beg her with heaven and earth and make promises not to try anything silly. Just image your so called girl friend coming to spend the night with you but on a condition that she will sleep on the bed, and you will sleep on the floor. I mean whatdafuck is that ?

8. She Avoids Romance/Smooching
She doesn't allow you enjoy the moment whenever you are both going down into a "deep" kiss but gets jealous whenever she realizes you are having another affair...Abeg shey body na fire wood?. Why not stay single if you know you will allow smooching and romance and will eventually deprive him of kitty cat ?

9. She Is Overly Proud
Only sex can fledge the wings of some ladies and in as much as you haven't done the deed, they are most likely to be proud. I'm actually not trying to say that sex will totally eradicate their pride but more often than not, sex reduces the pride and gra gra

She Doesnt Totally Open Up
Guys if you are very very observant, you will notice that when you haven't gotten under the skirt of a lady, she hides so many things from you and start to open up when you have done the deed

I drop my pen at this point

Writer: Tosyne2much

Actress Fathia Balogun got home to a romantic birthday surprise as she added another year yesterday. The love life of the actress has been very scarce since her separation from ex-husband Saidi Balogun has been very scarce but at least we know she's got a lover now. The mother of three shared the photo of the surprise on her Instagram. Does Fathia look pregnant in the photo above or it is just me?

Actress Fathia Balogun got home to a romantic birthday surprise as she added another year yesterday.

The love life of the actress has been very scarce since her separation from ex-husband Saidi Balogun has been very scarce but at least we know she's got a lover now.

The mother of three shared the photo of the surprise on her Instagram.

Does Fathia look pregnant in the photo above or it is just me?

Olamide: Rapper Gushes About His Girlfriend…Says He’s Lucky She Had A Son For Him Out Of Wedlock

Olamide welcomed his bundle of joy with long term girlfriend about a week ago and he never really said anything about her pregnancy while she was carrying his son. The rapper who broke the news of his baby to the internet in a new interview has revealed that he's happy his girlfriend agreed to have a baby for him despite him not being married to her in a world where most girls will ask you to get married to them first before they can have your baby.

“My baby boy. I have been waiting for him for a very long while so happy he is here healthy and all that and big shout out to my girlfriend for taking that risk for me you hardly see a girl that will want to do that for you without doing the whole official P. I respect her for that love you mama muah,” he said.

Cristiano Ronaldo: FIFA’s Footballer Of The Year To Be Studied By Students In Canadian University by LALA

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro known as Cristiano Ronaldo has been named as FIFA's Footballer of the year and that's just not all he's been able to achieve lately.

In a recent development, students of a Canadian University can now study the footballer, as a programme which will study Cristiano Ronaldo has been introduced.

The University of British Columbia Okanagan says the sociology degree will focus on the cultural importance of Ronaldo’s fame and its effects on the society.

A professor at the University Professor Luis Aguiar told the Telegraph in an interview ‘Ronaldo is the centre and every discussion, class meeting revolves around Ronaldo initially. And then we explore, we broaden out to larger themes.

Patoranking: Singer Gets His Brand New Car For Headies Award Organisers For Winning Next Rated Category

Girlie O crooner, Patoranking finally gets his brand new car from the organisers of Headies Awards for the award he won in the Next Rated category. The automobile was presented by Sean Tizzle who won the same category in the previous year.

Photos From Olamide’s Son Naming Ceremony | Governor Fashola, Reminisce, Sarz, Dare Art Alade & Others Attend by 36NG STAFF

Olamide had the christening of his son Batifeori Maximiliano today.

His family members attended the celebration and also, industry friends such as Sarz, Reminisce, Sojay, Cashbash attended the naming ceremony.

Lagos state governor Babatunde Fashola also surprised Olamide by coming through to bless his son.

The photo of the mother of the child is still scarce.

More photos below

Iheoma Nnadi: MBGN 2014 Winner Shows Off Grotesque Ugly Duck-Billed Platypus Look In New Photo….PEEK! by LALA

Iheoma Nnadi is the winner of Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria, 2014 and we've seen all of her adorable photos, but this time MBGN's official page decided to share a not so cool photo of her for 5 minutes and we were able to get a hold of it. In this photo, the beauty queen is seen doing the duck-billed platypus pout and it really cracked us up.